F**K thanksgiving. Giving thanks to a corpse of a sentient being that didn’t want to die. This is the 21st century, quit stuffing your hands up a dead bird’s ass. You are not a Pilgrim. This is not the 17th century.
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT.
THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND ONLY WARNING.
Your turkey corpse was debeaked without anaethesia, had its toes cut off without anaethesia, macerated, artificially inseminated (if female), masturbated (if male), mishandled by workers and missed the electrified water, and more likely missed with killing blade and scalded alive.
And you wonder why vegans get ANGRY?